Welcome to the Second Annual Brendan Jeremy Jordan Gilbert Awards for Outstanding Acheivement in the Field of Excellence! As if it wasn't bad enough the first time! Once again I, Brendan Gilbert, will be filling the position of host of the "Brendies" who secretly hates his job. We expect special apperances by J.Lo, Britney Spears, Hoobastank, Anna Nichole Smith, Dracula, Babe Ruth, and a rap duet with Eminem and Pope John Paul the 2nd. But since this is the internet, you won't actually be seeing them. But trust me, they're there. I promise.

This time we're going to do something new and different. We will be giving awards to things that don't really deserve awards or exist, and this whole ordeal will be completely pointless and make you wish you had the next half-hour of your life back. Just like last time.